A Fairytale Fantasy Novella
Author Billie Dale
A quick, hot, hilarious read that will have you rolling on the floor! This is not the Snow White you remember but it will become your favorite! Scroll down for my review and an exclusive Witchy Excerpt!
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When I walked down the aisle all those years ago, I thought I was about to begin a fairytale romance…
Boy, was I ever wrong.
Now my would-be Prince Charming is doing a stint behind bars, and my two kids and I are back in the one place I never wanted to see again – the home of my witchy, poisoned-apple-giving Wicked Stepmother.
A loveless home is no place to raise your kids and playing cleaning lady to the seven messiest brothers in history isn’t going to cut it.
Elsabeth Delle bursts into my life like a winter storm – with an idea that might get both of us damsels out of our distress.
It starts with a bed, a webcam, and whichever Internet strangers are willing to offer up their golden coins.
What could go wrong?
As it turns out, it’s not a what. It’s a who.
He seems almost too good to be true – all radiant green eyes, perfect scruff and a body that’s just made for sin. He’s definitely the fairest of them all…. But I’ve got to figure out if this handsome hunk is my Knight in Shining Armor, or the Big Bad Wolf in sheep’s clothing; ready to eat me all up (and not in the good way.)
Or, as I’m starting to suspect, maybe he’s a bit of both…
Never After is a Snow White-inspired, curse-word infused bedtime story for adults only – exploring what happens when your fairytale “happy ending” is actually just the beginning…
5 Witchy Funniest thing ever Stars!
Keeping this one short cause it’s a novella and you just have to take this wild ride!
A frolicking fun trip to happily ever after. I love the characters, tons of laughs and just an all around entertaining read!
You may know the story of Snow White and Elsa but you’ve never seen them so schmexy and hot.
And Royal will keep you guessing with his sexy green eyes and you’ll be wondering if he really is her white knight or the horses ass he rides in on.
Tears fill my eyes, “I can’t see it working out with him. I’m unable to confront him about the whole sex thing, and he’s not offering up any answers to my unasked questions. I mean I’m living in a fairytale, right? He hasn’t even kissed me yet. Name one person who ever gets a real happy to their ever after.” Sadness brews within me. I think I’m falling in love with Royal, but my heart can’t handle another relationship built on deceit.
She flops down next to me, deep in thought before snapping her fingers with an a-ha grin on her face. “Cinder-fucking-Ella. That bitch over on Pumpkin Lane; it worked for her. Her husband bolted, left her ass in a pile a debt and Prince Charming came along and swept her off her feet. Voila, mother fucking happy ever after.”
“Yeah, but I’m no Cinderella.”
“No, you’re right. Your Snowy goddamn Whitaker and karma will circle back around in your favor, but you need to nudge it a little. You’re going to have to talk to him, show him all fifty-one cards and hope he plays the last one to complete the deck. Honey, a real man will ruin your lipstick, not your mascara.”
About the Author:
Billie Dale lives in no-where middle earth. Lost in a small village in the Midwest with four kids, three animals and an amazing, word inspiring book boyfriend worthy husband.