A hilarious Modern Day Fairytale is LIVE! Never After by Billie Dale is HERE!

Never After

A Fairytale Fantasy Novella

Billie Dale

April 6, 2018

 

THIS book is a glorious LOL adventure of how life goes sideways when your dealing with happily ever after and your would-be prince turns out to really be a frog! You’re going to laugh hard at this one while your panties melt away! Royal is HOT!

 

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When I walked down the aisle all those years ago, I thought I was about to begin a fairytale romance…
Boy, was I ever wrong.
 

Now my would-be Prince Charming is doing a stint behind bars, and my two kids and I are back in the one place I never wanted to see again – the home of my witchy, poisoned-apple-giving Wicked Stepmother.
A loveless home is no place to raise your kids and playing cleaning lady to the seven messiest brothers in history isn’t going to cut it.
 

Elsabeth Delle bursts into my life like a winter storm – with an idea that might get both of us damsels out of our distress.

It starts with a bed, a webcam, and whichever Internet strangers are willing to offer up their golden coins.

What could go wrong?

As it turns out, it’s not a what. It’s a who.

Royal Princeps.

He seems almost too good to be true – all radiant green eyes, perfect scruff and a body that’s just made for sin. He’s definitely the fairest of them all…. But I’ve got to figure out if this handsome hunk is my Knight in Shining Armor, or the Big Bad Wolf in sheep’s clothing; ready to eat me all up (and not in the good way.)

Or, as I’m starting to suspect, maybe he’s a bit of both…

Never After is a Snow White-inspired, curse-word infused bedtime story for adults only – exploring what happens when your fairytale “happy ending” is actually just the beginning…

 
**A 27,000 word novella**
 
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About the Author
 
 
 
Billie Dale lives in no-where middle earth. Lost in a small village in the Midwest with four kids, three animals and an amazing, word inspiring book boyfriend worthy husband. 
A blogger by nature and a writer because she got tired of arguing with the voices in her head. She loves and lives the words on the page, whether writing them or reading them her life is consumed by the worlds her head creates. 
 
Her greatest wish is that readers will fall in love with her words as much as she loves writing them and as much as she loves reading others. She loves to create new worlds to explore and loves to write words that will take root in you soul. 
 
Paranormal, New Adult, Romantic Comedy, Contemporary — there is not one box she fits in. She’s a rebel in the author world who writes what her head tells her even it jumps from genre to genre. 
 
 
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