The Randy Romance Novelist by Meghan Quinn ~ *REVIEW TOUR & GIVEAWAY*


We’re celebrating the release of The Randy Romance Novelist by Meghan Quinn! 

Check out my review and giveaway!


THE RANDY ROMANCE NOVELIST by Meghan Quinn

 

Romantic Comedy

Cover designer: Meghan Quinn


Goodreads: http://bit.ly/1P3pJkb


Amazon: http://amzn.to/1qcD5Tk


iBooks: http://apple.co/1SdgfnG


BLURB:



It finally happened, I lost my virginity. Cue applause and cheers.

 

For a while life was all rainbows and kittens prancing in a sky full of cotton candy clouds…that was until the demands of the real world set in.

 

My best friend is getting married and she asked me to be her maid of honor. She’s not worried about flowers, or the dress, or the food at the venue. No, she’s worried about the bachelorette party, what kind of penis crown she will wear, and the nipple size of the stripper who will be attending.

 

I’m in way over my head trying to balance life with a boyfriend, planning a penis party, and writing my romance novel. Something is bound to give.

 

This is my life after my happily ever after…








 
4 Stars


Another trip through awkward with Rosie. This time she is on a mission to make her love life mimic romance novels. 


There are many LOL moments. Rosie is truly a mess of a woman and Henry is a saint for his ability to handle all her uniqueness. 


At certain points Rosie was somewhat too naive, and somewhat annoying but Meghan made the whole experience fun. 


A great light hearted read that give hope to the hopeless. Surely if Rosie can keep a man then there is hope for everyone. 


There is a important learning curve here too! Just because we read it in a book doesn’t mean that it will work out that way in real life. There is a reason it is called fiction! 


Some seriously hilarious LOL humor. May not be suitable to read in public. 
 
 
 
   
 

GIVEAWAY:

Signed Print copy and $15 Amazon Gift Card

 

a Rafflecopter giveaway

Link: http://www.rafflecopter.com/raf



Purchase THE VIRGIN ROMANCE NOVELIST HERE!



Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch…

 

Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?

 

God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch.

 

I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience.

 

My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups.

 

But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected…

 

Amazon: http://amzn.to/1VpkZdN

iBooks: http://apple.co/1Yrg3TS

Kobo: https://store.kobobooks.com/…/e…/the-virgin-romance-novelist

Nook: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-virgin-roma…/1121344652



MEET THE AUTHOR


Born in New York and raised in Southern California, Meghan has grown into a sassy, peanut butter eating, blonde haired swearing, animal hoarding lady. She is known to bust out 

and dance if “It’s Raining Men” starts beating through the air and heaven forbid you get a margarita in her, protect your legs because they may be humped.

 

Once she started commuting for an hour and twenty minutes every day to work for three years, she began to have conversations play in her head, real life, deep male voices and dainty lady coos kind of conversations. Perturbed and confused, she decided to either see a therapist about the hot and steamy voices running through her head or start writing them down. She decided to go with the cheaper option and started writing… enter her first novel, Caught Looking.

 

Now you can find the spicy, most definitely on the border of lunacy, kind of crazy lady residing in Colorado with the love of her life and her five, furry four legged children, hiking a trail or hiding behind shelves at grocery stores, wondering what kind of lube the nervous stranger will bring home to his wife. Oh and she loves a good boob squeeze!

 

Like me on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/meghanquinnauthor

 

Find me on Goodreads:

https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/7360513.Meghan_Quinn

Visit my website: http://authormeghanquinn.com/

 

 

 

 


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