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THE VIRGIN ROMANCE NOVELIST
Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch…
Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?
God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch.
I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience.
My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups.
But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected…
Completely Freaking Hilareous!
I will issue a small warning with this one. Do not read it anywhere that people will think you are insane for laughing out loud!!!
I laughed so hard with this book, there is nothing I love more than a book that can have me rolling on the floor! I have not laughed this hard since I read Seduction and Snacks by Tara Sivec (huge compliment there, she is my fave author)!
Rosie is just so naive and her experiences are so vivid and laughable! How can one woman screw up so many times! She is on a quest to write a romance novel, only problem, she is a virgin. Can’t write steam until you experience steam. But really she should just write “what no to do in the quest to lose your v-card”
This is a absolute must read! You will laugh, HARD! But it is also a heart warming great book! I could have read this forever! Such a refreshing break from everything I read! Awesome job Miss Quinn!